Topic: Sports & Entertainment
The Miss USA Controversy
You can find complex ethical controversies
in the stupidest places.
Few could be stupider than the
Miss USA Pageant, a beauty contest that gradually overtook the hopelessly
square Miss America Pageant because the women were more attractive and
the show never pretended to be anything more than a drool at sexy babes
in bikinis spectacle. The problem is that the name Miss USA inherently
carries more weight than the title deserves: Miss USA represents the United
States in the equally silly Miss Universe competition, but she still carries
that name. Miss USA, usually an uncommonly gorgeous young woman of freakishly
perfect dimensions, with an IQ hovering between 85 and 110, is only qualified
to represent that the country can raise some impressive cover girls and
thats it, not that theres anything wrong with that. Still, because of
the name, she had better not possess a racy past or a controversial present
that clashes with current American cultural standards. She had better
not have a drug-dealing police rap sheet, or belong to a white supremacy
organization, or be dating an ungulate. She is, after all, Miss USA.
Those extremes aside, however,
Miss USA contestants are only on notice that they have to look terrific
and be able to complete a couple of sentences articulately enough to do
the occasional ship-launching or infomercial. Thats it. She is not going
to have to explain in detail how to solve the economic crisis or hold
forth on the ethics of stem cell research.
Or so we thought. But Donald Trump, who owns the pageant, decided to boost ratings by hiring as a pageant judge one Perez Hilton, the pugnaciously gay gossip-blogger whose primary goals in life are to make himself a celebrity and make every other celebrity miserable in the process. Given a chance to ask a question of Miss California, Hilton decided to make her the target of all the rage still simmering against the voters of California for rejecting the legalization of gay marriage at the ballot box in November. He asked her whether other states should follow Vermonts lead and legalize same-sex marriage, knowing well that she regarded herself as a Christian, making it a good bet that she was conservative as well.
You have to hand it to Hilton. He couldnt lose. If Miss California decried the majority decision of her state in a coast-to-coast broadcast, he would have achieved a PR coup for the ongoing battle for same-sex marriages. If she came out against gay marriage, her argument would be an easy target for him and others, especially since beauty queens are often so inarticulate that they can make world peace and curing hunger sound like flawed concepts. Carrie Prejean, a.k.a. Miss California, to her credit, did not take the Fifth Amendment or give the answer she had to know Hilton and most of her audience probably wanted to hear. She said this:
Well, I think its great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you could choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And, you know what? In my country, and in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But thats how I was raised, and thats how I think that it should be, between a man and a woman.
Not too bad for a 20-year-old beauty
queen taking a spontaneous shot at a question far, far above her pay grade,
and on national television to boot. Her answer got the predictable cheers
and boos, she was runner-up in the final tally, and then Hiltons carefully
constructed bomb exploded. Her words were debated, condemned, praised
and dissected on-line, on television and around water-coolers everywhere.
She was called everything from a bigot to a champion of family values,
to a fool. Hilton and Trump got what they both crave, notoriety and attention.
Prejean got paid speaking engagements in front of conservative groups,
so many that she ended up defaulting on her Miss California obligations.
The ethics scores, please!
Miss California: The post-show
comments of Hilton and others to the contrary, there was nothing unethical
or offensive about Miss Californias answer. Gay marriage advocates are
quite right that they should have the right to marry, but quite wrong
to hold that anyone who still subscribes to the definition of marriage
that was unquestioned for a couple thousand years is a per se bigot
or some kind of oppressive fool. There is a major cultural shift under
way on this issue, and it is happening with record speed. Those who are
slow to accept a new concept should not be insulted and bullied. It isnt
just Prejean who was raised with the concept that marriage was an institution
reserved for a man and a woman: virtually everyone alive, including Perez
Hilton, was. Many of us have come to believe otherwise, but that doesnt
mean everyone who still embraces traditional definitions is ethically
obligated to agree. Prejean answered an unfairly loaded question honestly
and courageously. She was asked for her opinion, and gave it.
Once her answer made her the darling
of the anti-gay marriage movement, however, she had a choice to make,
and botched it. Prejean kept appearing at politically-motivated events
to talk about her views on marriage while carrying the title of Miss California.
using an official position, even a silly one, for a personal
agenda is a clear ethical no-no.
The Miss USA Competition:
Ethics foul. There should have been some criteria for questions, and some
mechanism for declaring a question like Hiltons out of bounds. It reminded
me of the bridge scene in Monte Python and the Holy Grail, where one knight
is asked What is your favorite color? to gain safe passage across the
ravine, and the next knight is asked, What is the air-speed velocity
of an unladen swallow? Hiltons question was outrageously unfair, and
the no fair and responsible competition would have permitted it. (True,
no fair and responsible competition would have someone like Perez Hilton
as a judge.) And if, as many believe, Prejeans politically incorrect
answer had anything to do with her failing to be named Miss U.S.A., Trumps
meat show is a disgrace. This isnt a presidential primary, and the women
have never been judged according to their social, foreign, or economic
policies. To suddenly change the rules mid-competition shows a complete
lack of integrity, and to require any ideological litmus test violates
the ideals of the USA that the pageant supposedly represents.
One common criticism leveled at
Trump in the wake of the controversy was both bigoted and wrong, however:
that it is somehow inappropriate for a gay man to serve as a judge in
a female beauty pageant. A gay man can appreciate and quantify female
beauty as well as any heterosexual man; the substantial number of brilliant
and successful fashion designers and make-up artists who are gay would
indicate that to anyone. Now, I personally think that the particular gay
man in question, Perez Hilton, isnt trustworthy enough to judge a pie-eating
contest, but thats a different issue.
Perez Hilton: Surprise! I have some sympathy for Hiltons conduct in asking the loaded question. Yes, he was brutally unfair to Miss California. His conduct fails the Golden Rule and violates the core ethical principle that it is wrong to use other human beings to secure personal goals. There is a strong case to be made that Hiltons larger objective—calling attention to the unequal treatment of gay Americans under marital laws—is worth a lost Miss USA title and some unwanted scrutiny of a beauty queen. Hiltons cause was just, and his tactic of hijacking a televised beauty pageant of dubious cultural value to accomplish it might be a case of the end justifying the means. One could even argue that he knew nobody would be hurt: the pageant got publicity that will undoubtedly help next years ratings; Trump got buzz for his product, which is what he lives for; it was even predictable that the victimized Miss California would be able to cash in on her fame, and become, as she has, the new star of the Christian Right and anti-gay marriage movement.
Hilton is, unfortunately, an irredeemable creep, and my ethical arguments
for his actions must remain theoretical only. He responded to Prejeans
answer with an obscene and ugly rant on his blog, and his public arguments
for why her answer should have disqualified her to be Miss USA can charitably
be described as idiotic. Hilton, in his various televised appearances,
maintained that 1) Prejean should have "left her politics and her
religion out because Miss USA represents all Americans" and 2) that
her views didnt represent the majority sentiments of her fellow Americans.
His first contention is disingenuous and makes no sense, for she was asked
what she believed, and religion is a legitimate component of belief. Was
she supposed to lie? Moreover, the question could not be answered apolitically,
for it is a politically significant question. His second argument is factually
wrong. Miss Californias answer accurately conveyed what the voters of
California emphatically stated was their position when they rejected gay
marriage at the ballot box. Meanwhile, the majority opinion of most Americans
on the issue of same-sex marriage is far from clear. (Hilton also revealed
himself in various appearances to be almost frighteningly uneducated.
At one point, debating a radio talk show host, he proclaimed that this
is a civil rights issue, like Rosa Parks and the Underground Rainroad.
Or like Pert Parks and Thomas the Tank Engine
Something valuable, like a coherent
and civil national discussion about a difficult cultural transition, might
have come out of this fiasco. However, thanks to the shallowness and crudeness
of its main instigator, Hilton, the results have only been more polarization
on the issue of same sex marriage, little substance, and some extra cash,
and publicity for a beauty pageant, a moronic blogger, a publicity-hound
wheeler-dealer and a beauty queen.
Is this a great country, or what?