February 2006 Ethics Dunces
Karass Effective Negotiating
It's an ad that runs nationwide, predominantly
in in-flight magazines. The slick fold-out piece describes seminars on effective
negotiating techniques run by Karrass, and there is no reason to believe
that they are anything but excellent. Well, maybe one reason: consider
the company's eye-catching slogan, which is printed with bright yellow ink
in block capital letters almost an inch high:
"IT'S LIKE
STEROIDS
FOR YOUR
CAREER."
Hmmm.
Let's list the way in which this message is irresponsible and ethically
misguided, shall we?
- Performance enhancing steroids are illegal. The message
implies that the advancement of one's career can justify illegal means.
- Using steroids to enhance performance in sports is cheating.
The ad suggests that cheating is acceptable.
- Since the use of steroids is always hidden by athletes, who seek
to deceive authorities and other athletes into believing that they are
not violating rules and laws. Steroids therefore imply dishonesty.
Using dishonesty in negotiations is unethical.
- It is well documented that steroids damage users' health
and occasionally cause death. The ad suggests that pursuing career success
trumps such basic values as safety and welfare.
- Steroids are a serious problem in American society that require a
consistent message of disapproval. Referencing steroids in a manner
that emphasizes its benefits undermines efforts to convey that message.
- The use of steroids by teens is increasing nationwide, and educating
our youth about the dangers of steroid use is vital. Nothing stops teens
traveling by air from seeing the Karrass ad.
Unethical six ways in a six word sentence…impressive! Apparently it never
occurred to the copywriter who drafted the ad, nor the VP who approved
it, nor anyone else in the process of bringing the ad to print (including
the publishers of the in-flight magazines) that there are any negative
connotations to steroids at all. Given the recent travails of Rafael Palmeiro,
Jose Canseco, Jason Giambi and Mark McGwire, the public pronouncements
of Senator John McCain and Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig, the clouds
hanging over the reputations of Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong, and the
indictments of major figures in the illegal steroid distribution business,
their cluelessness is both incompetent and negligent, not to mention inexplicable.
Before you analogize your product to something else, it is essential that
you do some research to determine, at the very least, whether that something
is illegal, dishonest, and deadly.
Then again, it's possible the Karrass people know all that, and think
steroids are just nifty-keen. In either case, few Ethics Dunce awards
have been more deserved.